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Hi, little cousin!
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Serena. You made me lose my spoon.
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I'll get it for you.
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Thanks a lot.
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What kind of potion are you brewing?
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- Beef stew for tonight's dinner.
- How dreary.
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Don't bother asking me to join you.
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- Don't worry.
- Because I am dining in Paris at Maxim's.
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I'm impressed.
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Oh, Cousin, I have been travelling
in high society.
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As a matter of fact, I have just been elected
entertainment chairman
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of the Cosmos Cotillion.
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Really? Who rigged the election?
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I did.
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Sam, I'm home.
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Serena, if you're flying to Paris,
hadn't you better fly?
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I have plenty of time.
I'm not due for 20 minutes.
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Besides, I'd like to stay
and say hello to tall, dark and mortal.
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I'd rather you wouldn't.
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Thanks, I'd love to.
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Hi there, Cuz-in-law.
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Well, Serena, what an unexpected shock.
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Well, look who you brought with you.
Little Peter Cottontop.
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- Hi, Serena.
- Hi.
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- Sam.
- Hi, Larry. How are you?
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I'm feeling great,
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and I owe it all to Darrin
"He's-Done-lt-Again" Stephens.
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What did he do this time?
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I just closed a deal for Breeze Shampoo,
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to sponsor a television special
starring Boyce and Hart.
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Boyce and Hart! Hey, that's great.
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Who's Boyce and Hart?
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They're a very hot, young singing team.
They're happening. They're now.
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They're expensive. But they're worth it.
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Sam, I don't often admit my mistakes,
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but in this case,
I must say I was totally against the idea,
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and Darrin went right over my head
and convinced Breeze Shampoo
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to go after the youth market.
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And now, of course,
I'm backing him to the hilt.
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This is their latest album.
See what you think of it.
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I'd be glad to.
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I meant Samantha.
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You know something, Larry?
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Those baby blue eyes of yours
kind of turn me on.
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Larry, why don't we take our drinks
into the den,
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and we can go over the details.
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Larry?
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Serena, will you knock it off?
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A girl's gotta have some kicks.
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Well, do your kicking elsewhere,
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but don't think it hasn't been nice
seeing you.
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Say, they're kind of cute.
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If these cats are any good
I may have an idea.
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Cousin, we play our records
on our record player.
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You do your thing, I'll do mine.
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Yes, I wonder
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What she's doing tonight
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Oh, I wonder what she's doing
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Hey! They're not bad.
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They're pretty good.
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I've heard enough.
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- I have an idea.
- Forget it.
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I am going to ask them to appear
at the Cosmos Cotillion. They'll be a smash!
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Oh, Serena, be logical.
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Why would you want mortals
to appear at the cotillion?
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Why not? You married one.
Why can't I hire a couple?
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Because some way, somehow,
you're going to make trouble for Darrin.
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Not only will I hire them for the cotillion,
I'll let them introduce a new song I wrote.
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- Serena.
- Sammy, will you stop worrying?
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Would I ever let you down?
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I wish I knew where I could make a bet on it.
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If I had told her that I loved her
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She would've stayed till who knows when
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Here they come!
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But I guess she couldn't understand it
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When I said I wanna be your friend
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Because a friend would never doubt you
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Or ever put you uptight
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And now I wonder
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What she's doing tonight
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Oh, yes, I wonder
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What she's doing tonight
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Oh, I wonder what she's doing
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Tonight
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You know, Bob, it's unbelievable.
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That's the seventeenth shirt I've lost
this week.
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That's nothing. You know what happened
to me this morning?
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- No, what?
- Some fans broke into my Ferrari,
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and messed up my mink upholstery.
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All right, don't complain.
It only proves one thing,
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the public loves you. Now sit down.
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I want to give you my idea
for a national chain
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of Boyce and Hart shish kebab stands.
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Step aside, ladies. Step aside. Excuse me.
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Pardon me, people.
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Excuse me.
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Step aside, sweetie.
I want to see Boyce and Hart.
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Sorry, ladies, no visitors
unless your name is on the pass list.
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Look for the name Serena.
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I looked when I came on duty,
and there's no Serena.
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Look again.
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I guess I need a new pair of orbs.
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Hold it!
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Each skewer of shish kebab
costs us 32 cents.
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But we sell it for $1.05, plus tax.
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- Hi, Tommy. Hi, Bobby.
- Who are you, and how did you get in?
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I'm Serena, and I have influence.
Who are you?
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I'm Chick Cash.
I'm the boys' personal manager
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and treasurer of their Swiss corporation.
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- Would you like an autograph?
- No, thanks.
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- How about a torn shirt?
- No, thanks.
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- I would like you to perform at a dance.
- Where?
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In a place so beautiful,
it is out of this world.
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- And I provide the transportation.
- How much does it pay?
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Nothing. In my circle, money isn't important.
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In my circle, it is.
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The understatement of the century.
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Okay, Mr Treasurer.
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You just name a price, and I'll print it.
I mean, I'll pay it.
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- When is your dance being held?
- A week from Saturday night.
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They can't make it.
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My artists are booked every single
Saturday night from now until 1976.
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Then do some juggling.
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- It's impossible.
- I'll pay them double their normal fee.
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It's a deal.
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- Sweetie, may I buy you a drink?
- I'll pay them triple.
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As an added incentive,
I'll let them sing a song I wrote.
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It's better than what they've been doing.
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- The title is...
- I should have known!
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Another song plugger!
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Serena, it's been nice meeting you,
and goodbye.
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Are you asking me to leave?
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No, I'm not asking you to leave,
I'm demanding.
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I see.
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I guess I'll just have to show you fellas
who you're fooling around with.
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- Great.
- Do you leave quietly,
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or do we have to throw you out?
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I am never thrown out,
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and I never leave quietly.
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I stalk out in a huff! And then I get revenge!
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I think I'll turn them into snakes.
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No, on second thought,
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we had singing snakes
at the cotillion last year.
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This programme is interrupted
to bring you a sigalert from Serena.
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Hi, Sammy. Hi, Dreary.
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Traffic is heavy
on the corner of Boyce and Hart
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due to an accident
which is about to take place
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unless they straighten out.
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Serena, would you mind
getting out of our television set?
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Unless Sammy's hubby comes to their aid.
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Now that you're out of our television set,
would you mind getting off our carpet?
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Darrin, mind your manners.
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Serena, what's this about Boyce and Hart?
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I am here on a mission of mercy.
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They were rude to me.
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I'm gonna hate myself for asking,
but when did you see Boyce and Hart?
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Just now.
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I asked them to entertain
at the Cosmos Cotillion,
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and their manager kicked me out.
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You asked them to entertain
at the Cosmos Cotillion?
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- Yes.
- What's a Cosmos Cotillion?
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Well, it's sort of a dinner dance.
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- Sam, would you sort of get her out of here?
- I'll try.
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That's the thanks I get for being sweet.
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Sure. The original Miss Nice Guy.
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Would you rather
I handle this in my own way?
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Or would you prefer to be
the hero and tell them
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that you will not use them
on your television show,
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unless they sing my song at my cotillion?
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Sam, will you do something
before I say something?
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It's called I'll Blow You a Kiss in the Wind.
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A little guitar,
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a little atmosphere,
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and it wails like this.
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Wherever you are tonight
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A feeling tells me that you look out of sight
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So I'm gonna blow you a kiss
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In the wind
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And when it reaches your lips, my dear
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You're gonna smile and feel me oh, so near
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So I'm gonna blow you a kiss
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In the wind
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I've been laying here in my bed, yeah
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The images of pretty thoughts
Running through my head
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About a guy in my mind I can feel
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I can almost touch
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Oh, my goodness, I miss you
And I want you so much
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Wherever you are tonight
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I got a feeling that you look out of sight
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So I'm gonna blow you a kiss
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In the wind, yeah
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I'm gonna blow you a kiss in the wind
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- How do you love it?
- I'll give you an unbiased opinion.
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It stinks.
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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Cousin, may I please speak to you
in private?
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Certainly.
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Are you going to make
what's-his-face disappear or shall I?
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Neither. We will disappear.
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Back in a minute, sweetheart.
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Care for a midnight snack?
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No.
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Want to hear more of my song,
or do you think it stinks, too?
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Serena, I think it's terrific.
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I think it's so terrific,
it's too good for mortals.
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So why don't you sing it yourself
at the cotillion?
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Because the lyric cries for a male vocalist
or a male group.
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Do yourself a favour.
Try and find a couple of guys
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who aren't quite as popular
as Boyce and Hart.
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Say, there's an idea.
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- Then I've been of some help, right?
- Right.
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Which rhymes with "good night."
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Wrong. Which rhymes with "my song,"
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which the group of my choice
is going to sing at my cotillion.
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I am going to make them so unpopular
they'll be desperate to sing anywhere.
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As the trumpets blare, let all ears smart,
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failures both be Boyce and Hart.
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Hey, troops, what are we waiting for?
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That's right. Who wants to see
a couple of bums like Boyce and Hart?
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Yeah!
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Oh, Serena, you little dickens!
You are definitely where it's at.
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Good morning, Samantha.
Has Darrin left yet?
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No, he's just finishing breakfast.
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Well, if he can still eat,
he hasn't seen weekly Variety.
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What's the matter? You look worried.
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I'm not worried. Let's say I'm petrified.
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- Hi, Larry. Something up?
- No, something's down.
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Did you see today's edition
of weekly Variety?
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- No, not yet.
- Well then, read it and weep.
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- "Boyce and Hart, here today, gone today."
- What does that mean?
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Well, the general idea is,
Boyce and Hart have taken a nosedive.
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They haven't sold a record in three days.
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And booking agents all over the country
have cancelled their concerts.
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And at a meeting of their national fan club,
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Boyce and Hart photographs
were burnt in effigy.
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But why?
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It doesn't say, but I have a theory.
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So have I.
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- Why didn't you listen to me?
- When?
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When I expressed unswerving opposition
to putting those hippies on television.
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You didn't express unswerving opposition.
When I made the deal, you were thrilled.
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That's right.
I heard you right here in this very room.
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Well, I may have been thrilled
in this very room,
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but in my heart
I was unswervingly opposed.
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Undoubtedly, when this reaches
the executives of Breeze Shampoo,
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they'll cancel the special and the account.
The way things look now,
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a show with Boyce and Hart
won't sell their product,
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it'll cause a boycott.
249
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But the way things look now
aren't the way things looked then.
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And the way things look now
may not be the way things will look soon.
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Because sometimes things
don't always look like what they look like.
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Samantha, that was a brave attempt
to get Darrin off the hook.
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It has no logic, but it was a brave attempt.
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Darrin, I sincerely hope
you can get yourself out of the mess
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you got yourself into.
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I'm afraid even my genius
can't save your neck this time.
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Sorry, Sam.
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00:15:32,592 --> 00:15:37,871
Speaking of necks, would you ask Serena
if she's available to attend a lynching? Hers.
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00:15:37,992 --> 00:15:42,224
You know very well that Serena is not going
to show up if you're going to be nasty.
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Me? Nasty?
Sam, how could she do such a thing?
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Well, she probably wanted revenge.
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Against Boyce and Hart
for rejecting her offer?
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Yes. And against you
for telling her, her song stinks.
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Serena!
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Serena?
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Serena.
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Had any concert offers lately, Chick?
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- Nightclubs?
- Weddings?
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- Bar mitzvahs?
- Nothing.
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If it gets any worse,
I'll have to start pawning your gold records.
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Hi, gang.
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Well, well, well. Look who's here.
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Cutest little song-plugger east of Motown.
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Mr Cashman,
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I came to see if by some wild chance
you might have reconsidered my offer
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to let your clients sing at my dance.
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I take it you don't read Variety.
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- When is your dance?
- Tonight.
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At the price we agreed?
Five times their normal fee?
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We agreed on three times their normal fee.
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Right. I thought it was five,
but I'll give you a break.
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And they could use the exposure.
283
00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:56,343
Well, what time do you want them
and where do they go?
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We will leave here at 8:00, alone.
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And here is a copy of the song
I would like them to sing.
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- I'll Blow You a Kiss in the Wind.
- Words and music by Serena.
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What are all those black marks?
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Beats me.
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They're notes. Don't you two read music?
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- I do, he doesn't.
- I do, he doesn't.
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Oh, well. I'll explain it to you tonight
when we rehearse.
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You're cute. Cute!
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00:17:30,712 --> 00:17:33,545
Larry, would you mind
screaming more quietly?
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That's better. Now did Breeze Shampoo
just cancel the special or their account?
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They cancelled both.
And I said I didn't blame them.
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But they can't do that.
We have a verbal contract.
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00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:47,260
Darrin, a verbal contract
isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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News bulletin.
Your son and daughter are sound asleep.
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That's nice. Now would you see
if your cousin is available to be strangled?
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00:18:00,272 --> 00:18:02,832
Right. We just lost Breeze Shampoo.
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In the wind
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Well, it's almost 8:00.
Shall we go over the song again?
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00:18:09,952 --> 00:18:11,590
I don't think so. We've already done it twice.
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- No use getting stale on it.
- Well, all right, fellas. You ready?
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- Lead the way.
- We'll follow you anywhere.
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00:18:18,272 --> 00:18:20,866
- Now I want you both to close your eyes.
- What for?
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I'm going to take you on a long, long trip.
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- A trip? On what?
- On a magic carpet.
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00:18:28,312 --> 00:18:31,668
Well, I'm sorry about that.
Now, close your little eyes.
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Go on. Don't peek.
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Open your eyes.
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- Where are we?
- Never mind that. How did we get here?
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It's called the Cosmos Club.
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Isn't it heavenly?
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Darrin, I've been trying to reach her
for three days,
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but you know how stubborn she can be.
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Rotten's the word.
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I wish you'd at least try to be nice.
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That was the nicest word I could think of.
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00:19:06,672 --> 00:19:09,186
Well, anyway,
I know where to reach her tonight.
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At the Cosmos Cotillion.
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00:19:11,632 --> 00:19:15,420
Hey, maybe you'd like to come with me.
After all, it's Saturday night.
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- We could get all dressed up...
- Sam.
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- Well?
- Good luck, sweetheart.
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Back in a minute.
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Thank you, thank you, galaxy groovers.
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As your entertainment chairman,
it is my bag
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to present the most unique
and unusual acts possible.
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Tonight I am gonna lay on you
two swinging mortal singers,
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performing for the very first time,
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my brand-new, all-time hit.
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I give you Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart.
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Wherever you are tonight
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A feeling tells me that you look out...
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00:20:11,632 --> 00:20:13,304
Okay, Serena. Fun and games are over.
336
00:20:13,432 --> 00:20:15,946
Let's send those howling hippies
back to Earth.
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I will, just as soon as they finish my song.
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00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:26,583
And when it reaches your lips, my dear
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You're gonna smile and feel me oh, so near
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So I'm gonna blow you a kiss
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In the wind
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00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:48,981
I've been laying here in my bed
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00:20:51,392 --> 00:20:56,147
Pretty images and pretty thoughts
Running through my head
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About a girl in my mind I can feel
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00:21:00,712 --> 00:21:02,907
I can almost touch
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00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:11,031
Oh my goodness, I miss you
And I want you so much
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00:21:11,152 --> 00:21:14,030
Wherever you are tonight
348
00:21:14,152 --> 00:21:17,940
I got a feeling that you look out of sight
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So I'm gonna blow you a kiss
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In the wind
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I'm gonna blow you a kiss
352
00:21:28,712 --> 00:21:31,465
In the wind
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Oh, they loved it!
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00:21:39,912 --> 00:21:41,743
Sing it again! Sing it again!
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00:21:41,872 --> 00:21:44,067
Serena, remove your spell.
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00:21:44,192 --> 00:21:48,390
How about just one more chorus?
Then you holler, "Author, author!"
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00:21:48,512 --> 00:21:51,663
No! You send them back
to earth immediately
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00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:54,181
and make them popular again.
And while you're at it,
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00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:58,351
make them not remember where they were,
before I begin to get mad.
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Okay.
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00:22:05,432 --> 00:22:10,552
Back from the cosmos to your planet,
your career as bright as since you began it.
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00:22:10,672 --> 00:22:15,792
Forget where you were and what you did
to keep my cousin from flipping her lid.
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00:22:18,152 --> 00:22:19,141
Thank you, Cuz.
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00:22:20,312 --> 00:22:21,950
You're welcome, Cuz.
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00:22:22,712 --> 00:22:24,270
Cotillion pooper.
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00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,951
- Are you all right, man?
- I think so.
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00:22:37,072 --> 00:22:39,461
- Oh, great. You didn't leave yet.
- That's what you think.
368
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,265
Now listen.
When Serena gets here, don't go with her.
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00:22:42,392 --> 00:22:44,428
- Why not?
- We don't need her.
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00:22:44,552 --> 00:22:47,908
On my way to dinner,
I got five telephone offers for you in my car.
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00:22:48,032 --> 00:22:50,910
- So book us in your car.
- Don't be so smart.
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00:22:51,032 --> 00:22:53,990
I think I've pulled you out of your slump.
But don't bother to thank me.
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00:22:54,112 --> 00:22:55,340
That's what managers are for.
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00:22:57,352 --> 00:22:58,785
Hi, sweetheart.
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00:22:59,992 --> 00:23:00,947
Hi.
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00:23:01,072 --> 00:23:03,540
How were all the guys
and gals in the cosmos?
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00:23:03,672 --> 00:23:05,151
Fine.
378
00:23:05,272 --> 00:23:07,103
Did they sing Serena's song?
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00:23:07,232 --> 00:23:09,188
And everyone loved it.
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00:23:09,312 --> 00:23:12,622
And since that's what she wanted
in the first place, she was very cooperative
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00:23:12,752 --> 00:23:15,186
about solving your problem
in the second place.
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00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,951
- What'd she do?
- She removed her spell.
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00:23:18,072 --> 00:23:21,030
Before you know it,
Boyce and Hart will be bigger than ever.
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00:23:21,152 --> 00:23:23,950
And so will you with Breeze Shampoo.
385
00:23:24,072 --> 00:23:26,540
That sounds like a slogan.
386
00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:28,390
It's an apology.
387
00:23:28,832 --> 00:23:30,345
An apology for what?
388
00:23:30,472 --> 00:23:33,350
The occasional trouble
my family causes you.
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00:23:33,472 --> 00:23:35,030
Occasional?
390
00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:37,825
Okay, frequent.
391
00:23:37,952 --> 00:23:39,385
Frequent?
392
00:23:39,512 --> 00:23:41,787
Okay, constant.
393
00:23:41,912 --> 00:23:44,824
But it does make life interesting, doesn't it?
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00:23:46,072 --> 00:23:47,710
Okay, forget it.
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